I will start this series with a special gem I found in the newspaper:
Touching lamp posts.
The following is a snippet from the Shenzhen Daily.
"A teenager was eletrocuted on his way home in a lane in Huangbeiling Village in Luhou on Saturday. he accidentally touched a lamp post and was electrocuted. He was pronounced dead by doctors at the scene."
No, I assure I am not cut and pasting this to sound the way it does. That is the information given. A teenager "accidentally touched a lamp post" and died immediately. Why? From what? No clue. Seriously, no more info was given than that, and the ambiguously haunting article is now causing myself and those I've shared it with to live in fear of accidentally touching the wrong lamp post.
Holy shit. The phrasing of that sentence makes it sound like it was not an accident at all!
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