This edition of Thing You Never Knew Were Dangerous:
The warning signs at the metro crack me up every time I see them, because 1. they are very melodramatic 2. I don't know what have of them are actually warning against, and 3. the most dangerous thing in the metro seems to be foreign women.
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| Our favorite hysteric blonde mother |
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| I think the warning is about watching your head, but frankly as a foreign woman I think this creepy guy is the dangerous item. |
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| I don't even know what's happening here. Is it the the creepy guy in the back? The kid with the balloons that seems to be having an asthma attack, the women chatting at the top of the escalator, or simply the naughty blonde herself? |
That's right. In a country that is 95% Han Chinese, and maybe .5% foreigners, at least half of the warning signs in the metro feature foreign women. We just be trouble makers, I guess.
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